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Olvel's gameplay for Dwarf Fortress (PC)
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Olvel played Dwarf Fortress

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Bookkeeper: We're almost out of booze!
Me: No problem, we'll just buy a bunch from the caravan to tide us over until we can get more barrels made.
Broker: Done!

~~A Vile Force of Darkness Has Arrived~~

Me: Everyone inside! Raise the drawbridge!
Bookkeeper: But, the booze?!
Me: We'll get it after we've dealt with the siege.

~~A Black Bear Has Stolen Some Dwarven Wine~~

Dwarves: Nooo!

~~A Black Bear Has Stolen Some Dwarven Rum~~
~~A Black Bear Has Stolen Some Dwarven Beer~~
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~~A Black Bear Has Stolen Some Dwarven Ale~~

Me: Open the floodgates, start building wells, we need -something- to drink.

~~Urist McBrewer cancels job: Brew Alcohol. Needs empty barrel.~~
~~Urist McMiner has become melancholy~~
~~Urist McFarmer has withdrawn from society~~
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~~Urist McMason has become enraged~~
~~Urist McMechanic cancels job: Build Well. Interrupted by Urist McMason.~~

Me: Oh hell...

~~Urist McBrewer has died of thirst.~~
~~Urist McMiner has died of thirst.~~
~~Urist McFarmer has died of thirst.~~
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~~Urist McMason has died of thirst.~~
~~Urist McMechanic has bled to death.~~

Me: Sod it all.
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